Tuesday, July 18, 2006
- Contrary to popular belief, Delysa is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Delysa was originally called Cheerioats.
- Delysa can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Delysa!
- More people are killed by Delysa each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- The patron saint of Delysa is Saint Eugenie.
- You should always store Delysa in an airtight container in the fridge!
- Delysa is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Delysa fighting underground.
- Delysa is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
- Arlinda cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
- Four-fifths of the surface of Arlinda is covered in water.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Arlinda is blue.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Arlinda!
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Arlinda.
- The opposite sides of Arlinda always add up to seven!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Arlinda.
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Arlinda, though it may feel uncomfortable.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Arlinda!
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Arlinda!
I blog hopped from trina and crabbt and i found this and i tried it out.
Its so funny!!
lynn-delysa just penned that down at 6:59 PM
